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Become a driving GOD! Adjustable Sways for 997?s

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Category: Accessories

Price (no $ sign please): $700

Private or Vendor Listing: Private Listing

Part fits (select ONLY those which apply): 997

Location (Region): SouthEast

Item Condition: Used

There was a time?.. a long time ago. It was a lonely time ? one filled with uncertainty, insecurity, and perhaps a touch of overconfidence. There was the belief that the limiting factor was the car. That being a parts-swapping-monkey would somehow allow the destruction of our very own time-space continuum as our vehicle defied the laws of physics ? piloted expertly by our Andromeda sized testes at a rate that rivaled even the most expert of pilots.

And then there was me. Believing that I should, perhaps, just learn to drive without modifying the car. See ? the last guy that owned these ? yeah, he was a freaking stud. Me? Not so much. I didn?t have the guts. I lacked the courage of my conviction. I should have gotten a tattoo as well ? but I didn?t. Same reason. These things are all go ? and very little show.

If you are the kind of guy that can end a fistfight with just a glance ?intimidate a bear by popping the collar on your Izod shirt ? the kind of guy that drips quiet confidence ? then these are for you.

I wasn?t worthy.

I bought these solid (the opposite of hollow) 3-point adjustable sway bars with Motorsport drop links and solid ball ends from another forum member. He bought them from this shop here?.. RIGHT HERE---? for use on his GTS.2 PDK car.

These are the very bars and links that were being used on the Rolex GTS cars ? ?UUUUGE man-nads required to drive these speed-sleds. ?UUUUUUGE!!!!!!!

Please keep in mind ? I never installed them. I cowered in the corner. I hid from their awesome power. I wasn?t ready. And that may have been the very thing that saved my life. (Disclaimer: They may not have had anything to do with me being alive either). I?ve been afraid of them ever since. They have haunted my dreams ? hanging on the wall of my garage?. Taunting me. Beggin me for a new home. Yearning to be set free ? to live out their life of servitude being endeared by someone ready to take the next step. A step towards greatness. A step towards Driving Demi-God.

Are you that person? Are you ready? Please adopt these bravery-in-bar-form, slayers of the streets, tyrannosaurs of the track before they light my house on fire out of boredom.

Help me?. You?re my only hope.

(Fast radio talk here: For real ? I never installed them. All ((okay, most)) information is what was relayed to me by the original owner ? so I merely pass along to you. I know very little about them ? but here is the original for sale ad from him? )

Bilge pump not included in sale.
Date: Mar 21, 2017   


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